Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
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Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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