He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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