So drunk its hurt
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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