Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
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I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize