i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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