you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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