is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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