it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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