Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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