The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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