May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
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I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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