His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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