Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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