she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
you traded sex for a burrito?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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