Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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