But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
you will always have a special place in my vag
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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