Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I got inside last night via doggy door
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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