dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
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I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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