Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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