The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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