I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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