I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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