I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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