you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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