these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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