sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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