I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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