So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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