party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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