Three words: puerto rican gang bang
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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