I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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