apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
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DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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