Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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