In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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