M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Dicks are not precious.
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