I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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