how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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