I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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