i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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