So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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