even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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