I just saw a hot homeless man
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You can't just leave with hair like that
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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