Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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