Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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