You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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