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WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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