how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
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I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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