i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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