i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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