can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
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you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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